hi i'm issy and idk i'm hungry most of the time

transpopuko:

catasters:

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chease…….

elizzabethdarcy:

krushmaster:

thenarator:

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

serious question, what can you do with a bachelor’s in english? 

take you in a fistfight, that’s for damn sure

engdubviktor:

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

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lelibela:

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

qothqueen:

*organizes life at 3am*

cardaughter:

teaboot:

swan2swan:

ask-echo-the-lucario:

swan2swan:

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What don’t have what now

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

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pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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slimetony:
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nezdabez:

Yup

Zillenial things

nommy-the-creeper:

someoneintheshadow456:

strawberry-crocodile:

  • Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
  • Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
  • Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
  • Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
  • Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
  • Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
  • Pictochat
  • Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

PICTOCHAAAAAAT